laughingstation:

You will laugh out loud!

laughter-everyday:

imnotapsychopathimasociopath:

crashlearnedthatfromthepizzaman:

southpaw-holmes:

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

RUN PIT. YOU DIDN’T SEE THIS.

How does this eggplant start a British vs. American war?

WHO CARES ABOUT BRITAIN OR AMERICA?

IN MÉXICO WE HAVE FUCKING TACOS

what if i had two pencils and ate them

thestarsinourfault:

slowly, then all at once. on Flickr.

^that’s what she said.